There is absolutely no denying that I have a fondness for words that I shouldn't. I have managed to offend several people I love, was trying to impress or should have been trying to impress. I have honestly been trying like never before to say "shoot" or "darn" or "bummer" in lieu of the word I actually want to say. First of all, it's just tacky to talk that way. Second, I have a toddler that repeats my words.
So, I've been trying. Please keep that in mind.
Scene: Playing cards with my Mommy friends.
Her: My daughter said something the other day, I think she got it from you.
Me: Oh, really?
I ran through all of my most-used saying:
-Super Duper!
-I want both of you to be sweet to each other!
-Tattling hurts my ears.
- You can get glad in the same shoes you got mad.
-Cool Beans!
-Run like the wind!
* I was hoping it was something cute and sweet......
Her: Yeah, she was frustrated about something and said, "Oh, CRAP!"
Oh, cr.........bummer.
1 comment:
Oh that makes me laugh...
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