There once was a little boy that was properly outfitted to be a pirate for Halloween:
Then, in a mad dash for adventure, he ran smack into this freshly-painted wall:
In a mad dash to Target, Mommy found this:
There was much sadness until SuperBoy realized that, in this fancy costume, his muscles grew to amazing sizes:
He could fly through the neighborhood, surveying the land for dastardly deeds:
He could climb tall cow fences:
And, he could tame a wild beast with a mighty command:
Yes, indeed, Superboy had a miraculous transformation that Halloween night. I will not bring up when Princess Emma made him eat all of his dinner.
It would ruin his image.