A Halloween Tale

There once was a little boy that was properly outfitted to be a pirate for Halloween:



Then, in a mad dash for adventure, he ran smack into this freshly-painted wall:



In a mad dash to Target, Mommy found this:



There was much sadness until SuperBoy realized that, in this fancy costume, his muscles grew to amazing sizes:




He could fly through the neighborhood, surveying the land for dastardly deeds:



He could climb tall cow fences:



And, he could tame a wild beast with a mighty command:



Yes, indeed, Superboy had a miraculous transformation that Halloween night. I will not bring up when Princess Emma made him eat all of his dinner.

It would ruin his image.