Setting: Cheesecake Factory
Me: I want to look at the cheesecake menu and decide what I want.
Him: Aren't we sharing?
Me: Why can't I have my own?
Him: You can, but they're really big.
Me: Why won't you buy me a cheesecake? Do I not deserve my own?
Me: You think I'm fat, don't you?
Him: I'm done talking.