I was the girl that did this:
Then, a few days ago, my son jumped out of his crib and gave himself a nice shiner. I screamed, my sister almost called 911, my husband came home early from work because of the trauma and......my son did it again the next day.
Now, I am the girl that does this:
*None of my beds or couches have cushions or pillows anymore. I am the official Nazi of Safety, my friends...