Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Toddler Academics

I decided to start doing "toddler school" for the wild ones. This is how it went:


*2 fun pages, colors, full bellies, ample reward stickers and personal space.



*Lola worked diligently for 20 minutes. She traced her "ones," needing little assistance and zero correction.



*Cale wouldn't even look at the offensive fun page.
*He requested a snack then smeared it on his work.



*Then, he quickly escaped from his chair and moved it over to Lola to do this:



*He pulled her hair and screamed to distract her from her studies. She kept telling him, "No, Cale, go work!"

After awhile, he was removed from the classroom for poor behavior. I wanted to write him up, but, alas, I am the teacher, cafeteria lady and principal in this endeavor.

So, I sassed him good and let Lola finish.

Eventually, though, he did get to participate in his favorite activity:


*Put Lola in the wagon and cover her with toys.

One of these children did not get an "A" on the first day of school.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

He was confused.....he was having a time understanding the difference between his fun page and Lola's.....he couldn't think with Grant crying.....IT'S NOT HIS FAULT...XOXOO Granny

Tasha said...

Um, THAT'S HILARIOUS.

End of story.