Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Momisms II

And so my tradition continues. I never know what's going to come out of my mouth on any given day with a toddler...

"You have your own food. Mine does not taste any better than yours. "

"Don't eat Daddy's Bible."

"Don't touch anyone's privates but your own." (This also handy advice for teenagers/college students.)

"Popsicles are not for breakfast, lunch or dinner."

"Just sitting on the potty and smiling does not earn you a chocolate chip."
*Chocolate chips are my potty-training prize*

"You are not invited to date night."

"Sunday school is not a punishment."

"You do not need to watch your friends poop."

"Get my sunglasses out of the ranch dressing!"

"If you kick me one more time, Grandaddy cannot save you."
*At this point, I give my Dad the stink eye to enforce my threat as he likes to rush in and sing HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! when his grandbaby is being punished.


CHELLS said...

You're so stinkin' cute! And don't give DADDY too hard of time.....he saved our butts MANY times from Mummy's fury.

Don't you remember "Just wait until your father comes home..." We were sitting there thinking "PLEASE COME HOME DAD AND CALM THIS LADY DOWN!!!!"

Casey said...

Okay, I have said FIVE of those today....weird!!