Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Scenes from a Marriage II

Do you ever have a dream that seems so real, you wake up believing it?

Me: Why won't you marry me?

Him: I did marry you. 5 years ago.

Me: I'm not going to just wait around. I have options. I'm not going to be your lifetime girlfriend.

Him: You have a ring and everything.

Me: You think you can just have all the benefits of marriage without the commitment? You've got another think coming, mister.

Him: We have a son together. You have my last name.

Me: Oh yeah. What a weird dream. Will you make me some coffee?

Him: Am I still in trouble?


Sara Beth Criner said...

hahaha have had one of those! I was mad at Wyatt because he was mean to me... in a dream lol he was confused

Chells said...

SO SO GREAT! Poor T-Diddy!

Tiffany said...

hahaha...i've done that with a male friend of mine. i was napping on his couch and dreamed that we had an argument. when i woke up, he was watching tv in the big comfy chair, and i continued our argument. he was really confused. :D