Do you ever have a dream that seems so real, you wake up believing it?
Me: Why won't you marry me?
Him: I did marry you. 5 years ago.
Me: I'm not going to just wait around. I have options. I'm not going to be your lifetime girlfriend.
Him: You have a ring and everything.
Me: You think you can just have all the benefits of marriage without the commitment? You've got another think coming, mister.
Him: We have a son together. You have my last name.
Me: Oh yeah. What a weird dream. Will you make me some coffee?
Him: Am I still in trouble?