*This conversation took place after my husband gardened, mulched, de-weeded, raked and planted all weekend...without any assistance from yours truly.
Him: "Honey, will you help me bag the leaves and grass?"
I look up from my magazine, hoping he didn't mean me...
Wife: "I have allergies. I'm not supposed to touch nature."
He looks concerned about my allergies, then offers a solution...
Him: "Then just touch the trash bag and I'll touch the nature."
I think, after 5 years of marriage, the man is able to out-maneuver my Sara-logic. This could be very bad, indeed.