Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Scenes from a Marriage

*This conversation took place after my husband gardened, mulched, de-weeded, raked and planted all weekend...without any assistance from yours truly.

Him: "Honey, will you help me bag the leaves and grass?"

I look up from my magazine, hoping he didn't mean me...

Wife: "I have allergies. I'm not supposed to touch nature."

He looks concerned about my allergies, then offers a solution...

Him: "Then just touch the trash bag and I'll touch the nature."

I think, after 5 years of marriage, the man is able to out-maneuver my Sara-logic. This could be very bad, indeed.

1 comment:

Jamie said...

tell him to "touch" first, then you might :0